THIS IS JELLY - HELP! IT ISNT EVEN JELLY NEWS TIME AND COGS ARE INVADING THE SET! HEL----
Hello, and welcome to Cog news for the bored. We have trapped ' Jellyroll Zillerwig '. This is OUR issue.
SUPER TOONS - DESTORY
All Cog Resistance. Super Toons must be destroyed. Jellyroll has been captured, and the weakling Bonkers will be forced to save him. When he comes we attack. With no Super Toons, there will be danger for toons. We will then capture Filppy and Toons will die. Go Cogs.
Well done. This is the Chairman. I will congratulate you on trying to defeat the toons. Mr Hollywoods defeated the noobs. And the Mover & Shakers did good stealing the jokes. Your reward will be in the next news article.
SELLBOT FIELD OFFICES
Mover and Shakers, you have hereby been promoted to the new Field Offices. You will now be promoted to super size, where you can trample the toons who try to defeat these buildings. The Toons will not stand a chance.
COG OF THE WEEK
This is Cog of the Week. After the poll, the winner of Cog of the week is... The Bi----
HAHA GOT'CHA CHAIRMAN! IM ALL GAGGED UP AND READY TO ATTACK! SO STAY AWAY FROM THIS OFFICE! IM SOOOOO CALLING SUPER TOONS!
Sorry about that. Wont happen again. Well, I hope it wont happen again! It might, but it probably won't. Anyway, see you next Saturday in the next addition, Issue 5, of Jelly news.... for the Bored!